I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
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how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
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I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
So apparently I’m into choking now
So. Much. Porn.
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