it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
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My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Is Oprah even human
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