so explain again why im purple
no
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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