they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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