going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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