Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
try to milk me bitch
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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