Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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