Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
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he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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