What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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