Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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