Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I wish I only lived at night.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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