id be glad to
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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