apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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