Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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