I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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