I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
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I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
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I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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