Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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