What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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