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(586): View more from Michigan

your parents love me but you hate me

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(813): View more from Florida

I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."

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(410): View more from Maryland

I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore

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(618): View more from Illinois

he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.

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(707): View more from California

Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.

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Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.

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(309): View more from Illinois

Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops

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