He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
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Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
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I want to fling myself into the sun
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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