At least make sure they are 18
Why
She is in my trunk
farters have to be the big spoon...
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Randomize
