I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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