yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you would pick up someone in the library
found the other keg... it's in the tree
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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