i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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