Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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