Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
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The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
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If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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