im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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