he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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