Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
