porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
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i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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