Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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