If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
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I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
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I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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