just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
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I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
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no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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