I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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