i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
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It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
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In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
lol hangovers are for mortals.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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