I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
