that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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