How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
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Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
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Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
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