You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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