ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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