omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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