What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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