Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
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No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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