Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
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We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
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Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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