nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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