Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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