u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Only a mothe r could love this liver
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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