so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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