i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
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So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
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