Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
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Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
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Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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