Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
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Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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