Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
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they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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