I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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