your thong is hanging out like whoa
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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